He was an altruist br though didn't know br the meaning of the word. br Gave fruits and vegetables br as well as honey, br gratis br to all who wandered by, br his garden was gigantic. br br Council inspectors warned him, br it seems the town's own plan br required special permits. br 'A sign is, where required, needed, br and any sign attracts a council fee, br which must be paid well in advance.' br br 'If there is some uncertainty br the sign is deemed to be essential, br even though it may not be required, br or needed, as a permit, special, br or if desired by the seller or the buyer, br if sales take place a portion of the profit br will need to be protected from the elements br by what is called a levy vouchertoken, br renewable for each new customer, br and, finally, a further permit is proscribed br for giving produce free to others, br payable well in advance, of course. br br If on those days where clear intent, br by seller and potential buyers can be seen br a tax called enthusiasm bond applies, br this does protect both buyer and their sellers, br and activates the previously obtained br public insurance for twelve million dollars, br last but not least, just to ensure the quality br a small certificate of authenticity shall be attached br and this will also guarantee chemical protection, br as no organic foods may be for sale or give-away. br br If no one buys or takes for free the offerings br the sellers may, at their discretion, choose br to keep the produce for self consumption, br which is well covered by the storage tax.