My Curriculum Vitae br Its three pages long br Words are laid out like a song br Your organisation is where I should belong br br I know my contact address br Does not make sense br This is only because I am homeless br That’s why my hair is always a mess br I may look like a thug br But I’m totally harmless br br Do not despair br I can co-ordinate br Articulate, emancipate, and participate br Forgive me but I have to state br I have learnt all the sixty nine br positions on how to mate br br I am totally confident br Straight and not bent br I am god’s gift br To everyone br When your staff see me in the lift br They will say I am god sent br With me you are always assured of fun br br My Curriculum Vitae br is one I rewrote in May br I just had to reemphasis my skills br After so many rejections br I suddenly realised I forgot to mention br My personal education and qualification br Hence I am in a jobless situation br br So let me tell you about my br Knowledge and experience br I know my latest music br I also know the strategy of br taking days off sick br I can drink loads of any kind of beer br And keep up with the latest fashion and underwear br My best friends will give you my reference br And tell you about my sexual preference br br I am also flexible br You can ring me any time out of the blue br That’s nothing new br Hopefully my Curriculum Vitae br should now secure me an interview br br Copyright 2005 - Sylvia Chidibr br Sylvia Chidibr br