Twins br Two of a kind br A surprise gift from the most high br That brought so much cheer br To me and my dear br Till I found out about the real tale br That caring them would entail br A whimper here and a scream there br So often turning my face so pale br One pee now and one pee then br Making the night like a drain br The worst would be when one fell sick br When my heart would turn brick br To make them sleep separate ways br One down here and one up there br One with me and one, my dear br Till the doctor gave his care br The greatest joke was to come br When both were called a damn br Because the teacher could br Not differentiate Dan from Pambr br john tiong chunghoobr br