butterflies br flutter by br while these bees br just nicpic br at our picnic br br a delightfully br wasted time br of fruit and cheese br and tasted wine - br but what happened next br made me sick and ill br and to cheese I say “ick”, even still br for, you see, br unseen by me, br a bird in the tree br dropped a turd in the brie br br (a Spoonerism is the swapping of the first letter(s) of two words, like a form of dyslexia, usu. resulting in nonsense, but sometimes creating new words which can still somehow make sense in the context. I had never seen a Spoonerism Poem which actually made sense, so tried one here. I think I might have four Spoonerisms and one that's close) .