The devil wears a single sock br the other foot is nude br he lives beneath a mossy rock br and thinks he is a dude. br br I know you folks still do believe br that devils live in Hell br but no, from moss all devils weave br a web that they can sell. br br They fool the masses with their tricks br and promise them great riches br their harvest is a happy mix br of clerics and bald witches. br br So do not look toward the sky br for Heaven or for Hell br just mind those rocks as you walk by br step carefully, stay well. br br Some day a giant flood will come br all devils under rocks br will stick like purple bubblegum br attached to single socks. br br And Noah's Arc, now number two br will cruise a placid sea br all devils have been drowned for you br which leaves just you and me.