Don’t you just hate how in today’s br society we have to pretend to be br friendly and “accepting” towards br Jews and Muslims and Buddhists br and stuff, even though underneath br it all, you and I both know that br these people are headed on a one- br way trip to the land of eternal br guillotines and boiling cauldrons br and dental torture? So why do we br have to treat them as if that’s not br going to happen? Who cares if it’s br politically incorrect, I’m going to br say the truth about those dim- br witted Jews and asinine Muslims. br Say it with me: Sssssssssssinners! br Now say it to their faces when you br see them at the shopping mall. And br squint your eyes and point at them br when you do it. They might seem br annoyed or amused, but that’s just br the devil controlling their facial br muscles. If mall security gets br called in, take a swing at one of the br officers. Don’t worry – Jesus will br protect you.