I think Jesus must get tired of listening to br everyone’s prayers. I mean, day in and day br out, the incessant chatter of all the little br mouths beseeching him for this or that – it br must drive him bonkers. br br I think maybe he doesn’t really listen to all br the prayers. br br Maybe he’s like those big shot celebrities br who only read one or two pieces of fan mail br and then leave it to their staffs to send out br response letters and glossy photos. Hell, br some of them don’t even do that. I once br wrote to John Denver and the little MF br stiffed me – not even an acknowledgement. br Hey John! If you can hear me up there in br heaven (assuming that’s where you ended br up) , I just want to say that you burst my br bubble. You seemed so sensitive but you br turned out to be a big phony. Rocky br Mountain High, my ass. And now that br you’re rubbing shoulders with the savior, br you probably have even less time for a br personal message to us little people.