The sign said, 'Turn Left, ' br so, of course, I turned right br because I was lost, and br it was the middle of the night. br br More lost I became br as the road twisted and turned; br My wife said, 'Ask, ' br but with resentment I burned. br br With a sad-eyed look, br one I hoped placated, br I told her, 'I'm not lost, br I'm just mislocated! ' br br WOMAN Driver br br The sign said, . 'Turn left, ' br so, of course, I turned right br because I was polishing my nails, br and it was the middle of the night. br br More lost I became br as the road twisted and turned.