Did the British invent Condoms? br I dont know, but it is said br That a British chappy came over to America br When the yanks were celebrating Halloween br He pulled a Condom over his head br Poked holes so he could see and breath br Painted the condom a creamy colour br And went to a halloween party as a dickhead br All the Australians at the party clapped him br So your saying that the British br Invented the word Dickhead br No i'm saying the British are Dickheads br br Written Tuesday Febuary 2006br br allan james saywellbr br