You know how there are more and more br gay preachers and gay Christian br congregations? br br At first, I thought oh boy, are they ever br going to be in trouble. Like maybe God br will fire some lightning bolts down on br them or send mini-biblical floods into br their condo units. br br But nothing like that has happened. No br smiting. No floods. br br What’s God waiting for? To punish them br after they’re dead? That’s no good, br because in the mean time they’re br spreading the gay Christian word to br more and more people. br br So I have to believe that God doesn’t br really mind. br br I actually prayed to Jesus about this. I br told him that if he supported gays in the br church he should NOT say anything to br me. Sure enough, he didn’t say anything. br So now I know he doesn’t care if people br are gay. He's probably too busy with br other stuff anyway. br br Next, I think I’ll ask him if Dracula really br hates crucifixes or if that’s just an old br wives tale.