Why do you think God created so many religions? br Maybe he wasn’t thinking straight and didn’t br anticipate how annoying they would become, br always running around claiming they’re the only br way. It’s not like any of them can prove it. I believe br God would be pleased if we formed a single br religion out of the best parts of all the existing ones. br For instance, Buddhism could contribute serenity br and peacefulness. Judaism could contribute br intellectual thought and lox & bagels. I think br Christianity should contribute the music. No, not br those cheesy Christian rock bands. Gospel music, br man! Er, I don’t think we need anything from br Scientology – well, maybe some John Travolta DVDs. br And one thing’s for sure: Islam will just have to br contribute all those virgins you get after you die.