Wouldn’t it be cool to have a time machine br so you could go back and meet Jesus? br br You could join up with him early on br and become a member of his entourage. br br When he performed a miracle br you could just act all blasé br as if you’ve seen it all before. br br People would think you were one cool dude br hanging with the savior. br br But remember that Jesus traveled around quite a bit, br and you’ll probably have a hard time keeping up with him br in your current physical condition. br br I can just see you huffing and puffing, br bringing up the rear, br and calling out, “Hey, you guys, wait up! ” br br So maybe you should consider br doing something about that gut of yours. br br Get your butt out of that recliner br and just say no to those Ding Dongs and Ho Ho’s br you’ve been religiously stuffing down your throat. br br And really, if you’re going to meet the Lord, br you could at least change your shirt once in awhile.