Oh, great! Here he comes again br Look out if you can. br It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane br It’s Midlife Crisis Man. br br His shirt unbuttoned to his waist br An earring in his ear br His outfit is in such poor taste br But he’s unaware, I fear. br br For he believes that he looks good br In his shiny red sports car br Date 18-year-olds if he could br ‘Cause he thinks he’s a star. br br His thinning hair is pulled back tight br In a tiny ponytail br His Chicklet teeth are extra white br Thanks to dentist, Dr. Dale. br br Is that Abba booming br From his spendy amplifier? br Through traffic he is zooming br This 70s personifier. br br His style surely does confound br His behavior’s controversial br Acting the fool he prances ‘round br Like that guy in the Bowflex commercial. br br You know the one of which I speak br I think he’s forty-one br “Slammin’ with twentysomethings” on the beach br His skin tan from the sun. br br What happened to humility? br Of vanity I’m no fan. br For me desirability br Is not Midlife Crisis Man. br br I like my men kind and real. br With big hearts and love to spare. br Obsession with themselves holds no appeal br With me they have no prayer. br br So if you think of nothing more br Than looks and weight you can br Be sure to others you’re a bore br Like Midlife Crisis Man. br br (21106) br br Inspired by...well, maybe it's better not to say.