Remember when everyone was arguing br about what kind of car Jesus would drive, br and some folks said it would be an energy- br efficient hybrid and other folks said br it would be a (supposedly) safe SUV? br br Well, I was wondering br what kind of gun Jesus would own. br What do you think? Would it be a br 9mm Glock or maybe a KSC Beretta 93R? br Neither one, I say. He won’t need a sidearm br for personal protection because I think God br will be looking out for him a little better br this next time around. br br No, I think he would instead shop for br a good gun for playing paintball. br So would it be the Splatmaster Rapide or br perhaps the budget-minded Daisy Eagle.68? br br I can just see him coming back br from a round of paintball, br his robes splattered with paint, br and a glorious grin on his face. br br I sure hope he remembers br to wear protective goggles though. br It wouldn’t look good to see Jesus br rushed off to the emergency room br with eye damage, br and imagine him having to wear br an eye patch after that. br Safety first, I say.