He had questions of her gender br even though she dressed in splendor. br He tried hard not to offend her br but she was anything but slender... br and the proof...........she wouldn't render. br br One day she went on quite a bender... br got so drunk she smashed the fender br on the truck he holds so tender. br (For that you really can't defend her.) br So a note he chose to send her br to inquire about her gender... br (with a bill sent from his lender br for the fixing of his fender.