Adam had just finished his corn flakes br Goat's milk and all br br His briefcase was in his hand br Running late br br He quick-pecked his wife br Dashed out the door of his cave and into the open air br br Whereupon Eve br Knowing quite well it wasn't his birthday br br Shouted in alarm br “Adam! You forgot to wear your fig leaf! ” br br (Previously published in The Hold, March 2004)br br Laurence Overmirebr br