I'm a rainbow rider and a willow weeper, br An insomniac who has more dreams br Than the average sleeper. br I get so real, it's so unreal, br A rolling stone trapped in a stagnant wheel. br br I'm blue, I'm yellow, I'm off-colour, br And I know lots of bright people br Who couldn't get any duller. br I'm like hate mail from a love child, br A stripper nun driving drunk boys wild. br br I'm myself come unfurled, br Down to earth, up in space br And out of this world. br A problem who has an answer for everyone, br But I warn you, my answers aren't always fun. br br I'm psychological, I'm psycho-illogical, I'm a prick, br I'm so careful about my health it makes me sick, br I'm in my mind too much thinking of such, br How can I be out of my mind so much? br br I'm a caring guy who gets very careless, br And I'm the worst when it comes to being my best. br I'm an uptight guy who dresses down loose br And the catch-phrase for every excuse. br br I'm full of myself but really an empty guy, br Down with Jesus and with the Devil getting high, br And I always tell the truth...even when I lie, br And if I lie, I'll lie for you, br Else I'm the kind of liar who's too good to be true. br br I'm a little pussy, a great asshole and a big dick, br All in one dose in my big mouth to make it click, br I'm a loser with a winning smile br And a winner whose just losing for the while. br br I'm the head of the tail, br The traits of every traitor. br Gone from alpha male br To compulsive master-beta. br br These are my attributes, br This is who I am and who I'll always be, br And I have friends who have gone so far br Just to say they're close to me.br br K.