You know there are these vests br With 'Naughty' printed across the chests. br And those hip-hugger navy jeans br With 'Hottie' printed on the seams. br br Commercials with legs roaming my malls, br Parading false psyches through the school halls, br So I'm going to put these lies to an end br And start an honest, new clothing trend. br br There'll be shirts with 'Asshole' on the front br And bigger assholes would get the bigger font. br But Asshole Fabrics, Inc. won't really have much to say, br 'Cause anyone wearing trends is an asshole anyway.br br K.