I find I'm often haunted, br By these simple little words, br I wonder what's my word count? br Jeeese! It's getting on my nerves! br br Just one click to see, br One thousand four hundred and eighty four. br Ok same again to go, br Couple more references surely now there's more? br br What the f@#! ! br Jesus! I struggle not to choke, br One thousand four hundred and ninety nine! br Blooming button must be broke. br br I've found that I am totally stuck, br I'm a crazy woman now obsessed! br What's my word count? Is it there yet? br Help! I've been utterly possessed! br br Clickity click click, br Beepity beep beep, br Surely there's more now, br Just one more quick peep.. br br 1,513. br Arse.