Oh, Anna Nicole Smith, br Please oh, oh Please br Do not read this! br br What has happened to the concept, br That the media has exploited you, br Forget the simple fact that your fans adore you, br Have you bothered to look into a mirror, br And if you did what would you see? br br Seldom has a celebrity, br Crashed and burned as you have done. br br Normally if that has happened E would run br It on True Hollywood Stories. br Now, unless I lost my TV Guide, br You are on your own comedy. br br The tragic problem is that we are laughing at you, br Does this hurt? br Do you feel it inside. br IF you do, br And you must, br Please do us a favor, br Take a vacation, br Learn to drive, br Get a life, br But most all, br Get off TV before the fall.