'I do solemnly swear br that I will faithfully execute br the office of President br of the United States, br br and will to the best br of my ability, br preserve, protect and defend br the Constitution of the United States, br br and take on br the psychological projections br of 300 million Americans, br and to a great extent, br the other 6 billion br people in the world, too'br br Max Reifbr br