Jen, the nice Christian girl, br wants me to go to church with her. br She’s cute, br I think about it, imagine it, us br I’d start going to church, br change my ways, br start a family, br watch Disney films br and the lifetime channel. br drive a station wagon. br pay for car insurance br drink only communal wine on Sundays br eventually I’d talk her into ass sex, br road head, br Burger King quickies, br She IS cute. br and right now br it doesn’t seem unreasonable br to change my entire life br because I think she's cute. br I think br that most of history br has been created by a man br who thought a girl br was cute.