I started on my homework br but my pen ran out of ink. br My hamster ate my homework. br My computer's on the blink. br br I accidentally dropped it br in the soup my mom was cooking. br My brother flushed it down the toilet br when I wasn't looking. br br My mother ran my homework br through the washer and the dryer. br An airplane crashed into our house. br My homework caught on fire. br br Tornadoes blew my notes away. br Volcanoes struck our town. br My homework was taken br by an evil killer clown. br br Some aliens abducted me. br I had a shark attack. br A pirate swiped my homework br and refused to give it back. br br It took so long to make these up br I realized, with dread, br it would have just been easier br to do the work instead.