There’s scum, filth, br Under the rim, br It has to be cleaned, br It’s looking quite grim. br br There’s dirt, grime, br Around the sink, br It has to be wiped, br For it’s causing a stink. br br There’s muck, dust, br Near the tub, br The floor isn’t clean, br It needs a good scrub. br br But it will get done, br All in good time, br Just give me a chance, br It isn’t a crime. br br You are not perfect, br Not perfect at all, br The bed isn’t made, br I said nothing at all.