There was a hot lady from Humber. br Who taught her sugar daddy how to rumba! br As he moved his hips br he no doubt had his chips br and became the mortuary's next number. br br I remember dear Maude Skinner br Who ate beans, every night for dinner. br When she ate enough, br she would start to puff br and everyone was a winner. br br There once was a drunk from Dover br who fell asleep in the clover. br he woke up and said, br what's this on my head br The cows had splattered him all over. br br There was a sweet Miss from Kent br who got into trouble with her rent. br she spent all her cash br on nothing but trash br and now she's fasting for Lent.