Last week I realized that I was praying for a lot of the br same things over and over. So what I did was burn a CD br with all my standard prayer themes, you know like bless br my mom and dad, lay the wining lottery ticket on me, br stick a broomstick up Pat Robertson’s ass – the usual br kinds of things. So now I don’t need to waste so much br time praying. I just press “play” on the CD player, and br out go my prayers to Jesus while I can go lounge in my br recliner and watch the ball game. Sometimes I feel bad br about the Pat Robertson part. I mean, it shouldn’t always br be a broomstick. Sometimes Jesus should just cover his br big fat mouth with duct tape. Robertson would probably br blame it on the devil. Little would he know that Jesus was br behind it.