Professor Poetry Hound - Burn A Row House For Christ

Professor Poetry Hound - Burn A Row House For Christ

Our congregation is having problems with some very br annoying neighbors. They’re always complaining that br we take up all the parking spots on Sunday. We tell br them we need those spots for people coming to br church for spiritual rejuvenation. After all, we’re br doing the Lord’s bidding, unlike them. Why can’t br they sacrifice their parking spots for a few hours? br Jesus sacrificed a lot more than that. br br Speaking of Jesus, I know he’s on our side. But I wish br he would get off his duff and do something about br these bothersome neighbors. They’re all heathen br sinners anyway, so it’s not like it would be a big deal br if their houses burned down. I think our church br maintenance staff must have some kerosene lying br around. We could just tell the police that the fires br were the will of God.


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Uploaded: 2014-11-07

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