Did you know that the bible says it’s an abomination br to eat shellfish? Yesiree, it’s right there in black and br white. No doubt about it. And yet, look at all the self- br righteous bible-quoting bozos complaining about gay br marriage as they chow down on a plate of jumbo br shrimp. I guess they think it’s okay to select which br parts of the bible they personally think are important br and which parts they can conveniently ignore. Well, if br it’s okay to be selective like that, then I choose to br focus on the parts of the bible that deal with helping br the sick and the poor, and just ignore all that dopey br anti-gay crap. I’m pretty sure that’s what Jesus would br want. Not that he explicitly told me that.