I answered a want ad to find my perrrrrft date, br But He wasn't what I expected and He was two hours late! ! ! ! ! ! ! br His ad said he was rich and looked like a movie star, br I know he stretched the truth-Just a little bit too far! ! br br He had no hair and his teeth were gone, br He sure wasn't the man in my favorite love song. br He wasn't what I expected, not who I thought He'd be, br But, I went out with him anyway cause I just had to see.... br br But the wreck in my drive was his fancy sports car, br Instead of a nightclub we headed for his favorite bar. br We had watered down beer instead of fine wine, br And bar snacks aren't my idea of a romantic way to dine. br br When He finally took me home, He tried for a kiss. br I ducked just in time, it was sure a near miss! ! ! br This was the worst date ever, not two words were said, br I'd rather be alone at home, asleep in my bed.