George Bush is not a cowboy, no sirree, br he's never owned a horse or roped a steer; br I hear his Northern schooling came for free; br his down home twang’s a counterfeit. It’s clear br he needs to learn a lessen. Lets revolt br and ship him to a campsite Way Out West br to give his pampered, frat-boy soul a jolt br and grant the troops a long awaited rest. br No Saudi Sheiks will rush to ease his fears; br no maids will jump to soothe his prickly skin; br by sundown he'll be sopping wet with tears br and begging for survival tips from Bin. br br Wake up, US, before you’re leveled flat - br your leader is a weak, deluded brat.