I rose from my pit at a quarter to six br only sleeping three hours I needed a fix (caffeine) br My eyes were all blurry and filled up with matt br As I stumbled downstairs I tripped over the cat br The poor cat yelped and dashed out through the flap br It wasnt my fault just a simple mis-hap br br I bent down in the cupboard just praying for kip br When all of a sudden I heard my pants rip br I stood up too quick, hit my head off the door br Then noticed a yellow sticky patch on the floor br My little cat laughed and yelled 'just go get your tea' br 'My cat loo was full and I needed a wee' br Shaking my head I sat down with my drink br 'This tastes awfly bitter' I started to think br I returned to the kitchen while drinking it up br Only to find I'd put salt in my bloody cup! br br Have you ever had a day like this?br br Lisa Cresswell Wilkinsonbr br