I was thinking about which character Jesus would br be if he were on Gilligan’s Island. I know what br you’re going to say – he would be the Professor, br right? Well, that’s the obvious choice and that’s br what I thought at first, but now I’m not so sure. br br I actually think he would be Maryann, who is br so innocent and friendly to everyone. She is down-to- br earth, earnest and helpful and easily the most br likeable one on the island. br br I was also thinking Jesus could be Gilligan. I know, br I know, you’re shaking your head vigorously. But br hear me out. Gilligan tries to do the right thing but br is always getting ostracized by everyone else. His br heart is in the right place but he doesn’t get br acknowledged for that, just like Jesus. The main br drawback to that theory is that I just can’t picture br Jesus wearing that dumb floppy white hat or br getting chewed out by the Skipper all the time.