Honored Madam, br I take this opportunity to wish you a happy birth day as I saw in the BBC the celebrations, br Oh! What a lovely pageant. br My blessings, you may long-lived! br Sri Lanka is once a colony under your kingdom. br Thank God we got independence. br But Madam you left your precious friend in our tiny country br And his name is ' Divide & Rule' a real gentleman. br One day some innocents died of a bomb explosion br But your precious BBC showed only the empty bus. br I think some defect to their cameras? br This ethnic cleansing is a by-product of your factory 'The Imperialism'. br Never mind Madam we can forget the past as we are Sri Lankan. br But I humbly request a favor Madam, br if possible could you please minimize? br You're prominent BBC's (Prima Donna) partial yelp! br Thanking you in anticipation of a kind and a favorable reply. br I remain Madam, br Yours most obediently, br A scribbler, br Nimal Dunuhinga br br I dedicate this poem to Miss or Mrs. Dumeetha.Luthra (BBC correspondent in Sri Lanka) for your prominent double standard.