Ronnie and Donnie br Are running and donning their new jeans, br They slip and fall in the mud br And they yell out simultaneously, br 'JJJEEESSSUUUSS CHRISST! ! ' br Mom caught a fit, br More because of their exclamations br Than the now muddied backsides of the new dockers. br 'Do not ever take the Lord's name in vain! br People will get offended! ' br br She washes their jeans br And their mouths out with soap br And tells them to say 'Holy cow! ' instead. br And they slip and fall again... br 'HOOOOOLLLLYYYY COWWW! ' br And they offend their Hindi neighbours.br br K.