Two lice were living on the belly br of a good-looking, though quite smelly br Afghani woman in the hills, br they did not have the bathroom frills br that Yanks expect so they are dirty, br which does not stop them being flirty. br br A soldier who was very skilled br and not too eager to get killed br told all the natives that they should br get body piercing if they could. br br What better way to be a mensch br and thus distracted from the stench. br Amani had a goldring fitted br upon her belly which permitted br the lice to play their silly games br they'd jump and call each other names, br the loop was there to jump right through br 'twas reminiscent of a zoo. br br Word of the body ornament br soon went around from tent to tent. br And all the natives did have bugs br which, during friendly desert hugs br jumped off into the sporting grounds br from which emerged excited sounds. br br The girls now watched as all the lice br moved down the hoop into what vice br would see as the restricted zone. br They fastened to the pubic bone br the jewel for their games of fun, br when out of nowhere came a nun. br br She looked upon the devil's game br and told the girls about the shame br that they, through sleaziness, had wrought br until they all were quite distraught. br br The penalty, so was agreed br would be, to hide for life, indeed br their faces under heavy veils br and she who even one day fails br is punished like Lot's wife by God, br through fire from his lightning rod. br br So, now you now why Muslim races br hide all their desert women's faces.