You know how kids leave cookies and milk for Santa br Claus? Well, I was thinking, why not leave something out br for Jesus too? I mean, he’s always secretly visiting br everyone too, right? So when my kids left a plate of br cookies next to the fireplace for Santa, I left a little bowl of br spicy chili and a bag of Cheetos for Jesus. br br The next morning, the cookies were gone, but the chili and br Cheetos were still there. Then I realized that I shouldn’t br have put bacon bits in the chili because Jesus is Jewish and br doesn’t eat pork. Stupid me! And I guess he didn’t want the br Cheetos since maybe he thought they’d stain his teeth br orange – not a good look for the savior. I have a sneaking br suspicion he may have been the one who ate the cookies, br not Santa. I should have left a note with the cookies saying, br “For Santa ONLY.