To bed my body wants to go br But my mind will not relent br It wanders to and fro br And yet is never spent br br I try methods to help with sleep br But they never do quite work br I've tried everything from counting sheep br The man who thought of that is a jerk br br I count them one by one br 1,2,3,4,5,5,5,5 br But the fifth one refuses to jump or run br Well, he better start running to stay alive! br br Damn stupid sheep! br Who thought of counting you? br You don't help with sleep br Only migraines that pound you! br br Don't look at me in that tone of voice! br You wooly monster you! br I'm staying up 'cause that’s my choice br Not because you won’t jump too! br br See what I'm dealing with everyone? br This is called sleep deprivation br It makes you crazy and it's no fun br It's almost worse than menstruation! .... br br .... but not quitebr br Catlin L.