If I had a crystal ball, br I could wind a scarf br Through my locks br And dress flamboyantly br br If I had a crystal ball, br I would be a hit at all parties br As long as I cast br Fortunes of optimistic nature br br If I had a crystal ball, br I would know all... br See all... br But not tell all br br If I had a crystal ball, br I would know br If when someone says br They are going to end it all, br Whether they really are... br br If I had a crystal ball br Nothing would be left to fate br I could control my environ br And all those around me, br Because I would know... br All br br But I don't have a crystal ball br And although I've had weird dreams, br I am not psychic br Not a mind reader br Not a fortune teller br br Is that a good thing... br Or a bad thing? br You tell me... br Please...