Last Christmas I went to Wal-mart to buy the last XBOX 360 they had. br But a man grabbed it as I reached for it and that made me mad. br I tripped him with my foot and he fell to the floor. br I grabbed the XBOX 360 and ran out of the store. br But I forgot to pay for it and I went to jail. br When my son didn't get his XBOX 360, he raised hell. br While I was behind bars, it was hard for me to cope. br But things got worse one day when I dropped my soap.