Ever br gallantly br drink down br a half a container br of cranberry juice br in the middle of the br night br cause you’re br so goddamn thirsty br from the drunk you had br about an hour ago. br and then you realize br the drunk was off br cran & vod br and you want to hurl br but you don’t br cause your gag reflex br is too weak. br & so you suck it up br & go back to sleep. br but next time, br br you’ll swear to God br you’ll go for the gatorade.br br s.j.