There was a young fellow from Tut br whose behind was an elephant's butt. br Though considered a hunk br he was carrying no trunk, br just a stubby the doctor had cut. br br He'd picked up a young girl at the Mall, br she was pretty and not very tall. br On his farm, in the hay br where he wanted to play br she said 'Dammit, my boy, is that all? ' br br 'I have had the complete operation, br eighty bucks plus some tax and inflation.' br But the girl took a peek....: br 'It is substance I seek br and this stem does not rate an ovation.