She's always the good girl, a woman of class br A truly professional pain in the ass, br Always so neat, not a hair out of place, br Perfectly manicured, perfectly faced; br Always so sweet with a voice smooth as honey, br When giving advice she is dead on the money, br But under this layer of external priss br Lives a very complex, very sensual miss, br With thoughts that would scare any straight arrow guy - br She's not what she seems - an enigma, that's why br One day she's a pussy cat, purring and sweet br The next she's a lioness, bristling with heat; br Never the same, she's a puzzling creature br One day the student, the next day the teacher; br She'll ask your opinion, then give you her own br She's totally foreign like nothing you've known; br So don't try to analyze things that she does, br She's acting on impulse, and does this because br She loves the attention - to boggle your mind br By casting a spell of the mystical kind; br She wants to control you, that's part of her plan br This woman will turn you from boy into man; br So if you are curious, and if you dare br To play with this lioness better beware, br Here is a warning that you'd better take - br If you cross this witch, you'll be burned at the stake!br br Linda Oribr br