Jim said he'd take her for a stroll. br Then they'd have tea and toad-in-the-hole, br But they wouldn't let him out on parole, br So he never did! br br Jo said they'd both go to the park, br Have a kiss and have a lark, br But he lost her there, out in the dark, br So he never did! br br James said he'd hire a limousine, br And take her up to Aberdeen, br But he ended up somewhere, in between, br So he never did! br br John said he'd buy her a lovely mink, br Gosh, she thought, I'm in the pink, br But it was a skunk.