There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile br He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile br He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse br And they all lived together in a little crooked house br br He met a crooked woman and he found a crooked preach br They had a crooked marriage on a crooked little beach br They had some crooked children and they lived a crooked life br The crooked man, the cat, the mouse, the children and the wife br br They were happy for a number of crookedly long years br Lived a life of crooked happiness, no worries and no fears br Until one day the crooked wife upset the crooked man br He yelled a crooked yell and then he hit her and he ran br br The crooked man came again at the stroke of twelve br That was when their crooked life became a living hell br There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile br And when he killed his wife and kids he smiled a crooked smilebr br Akara K.