I was thinking about God’s greatest achievements - you know, br like creating amazing natural wonders or creating human life. br But then I started thinking that He has done a lot of bad stuff br too. What would go on a list of God’s Top Ten Screw-ups? br br 1. Created all those scientists who insist on that crackpot br theory of evolution. br br 2. Allowed too prominent a role in Bible for Lady Godiva. br br 3. Doesn’t help Sunday school teachers come up with decent br answer to the question, “If God exists, why doesn’t he do some br obvious miracles to prove it? ” br br 4. Does nothing to stop my dog from drinking out of toilet. br br 5. Let my mother-in-law give us that cheesy vase I have to pull br out every time she visits. br br 6. Tried to get my high school guidance counselor to steer me br into janitorial “science.” br br 7. Erased my high score on arcade Pac-Man during power br outage. br br 8. Forced judges to vote against me in local air guitar br competition. br br 9. Allowed that high-powered floor waxer I had on my first job br to go wild and almost kill a guy. br br 10. Created beanbag chairs that rip and spew out little white br styrofoam balls while you’re trying to get it on with Harriet br Friedberg in ninth grade.