Pretty is as pretty does, br her mama used to tell her. br But what a pretty face did most br was to get her into trouble. br br They looked at her with smiles all fangs; br she only noticed the sky. br She never looked upon the men br who wished to taste her thigh. br br One fine day she walked the streets, br tho' not in the professional sense. br A man approached with soft, warm eyes br to bestow a soulful glance. br br ...She thought he was a keeper, br and he certainly seemed deeper br than all the creeps - oh jeepers! - br hard on course to grab and 'sleep' her... br br Yes, pretty is as pretty does br her wise mama used to say; br but she wishes she'd been plainer br if it meant her man weren't gay! br br br br (9.8.