We interrupt this broadcast br To bring the saddest news br At 10.29 on September the Eighth br They've kidnapped a Poetess's muse br br The ransom note was written in crayon br And gave but one instruction br Her muse will only be returned br When she’s had a breast reduction br br This should negate the bragging br And appease those from the Deep South br As currently, though they are massive br They are not half as big as her mouth.