At one hundred miles per hour, in his lotus round the bends br Pinnoccio did 'road rage' coz he'd lost his lawful friends br The beached whale and Geppetto had known he wernt o- kay br coz he'd tried to have a nose job and was sadly turned away br So in a fit of temper he stuck on his cowboy hat, and headed for the horizon with his only friend the cat br But Figaro was not stupid, and the speed camera did flash br But pinnoccio didnt give a damn coz he had some immoral cash br So the evidence arrived next morning and ten points they did impose br But he couldnt escape the law courts br as they'd caught his 12 inch nose!br br Lisa Cresswell Wilkinsonbr br