I’m gonna get my friends to act br I’ll do it by my telepathy br Ill send them all to Poemhunter br And click on my biography br br I’ll send 500 thimbles out br I’m so kind-hearted, you see br I can’t risk them wearing their fingers out br As they’re clicking away for me. br br And when at last I’m famous br All the critics will take heed br I only hope my poetry’s br F**kin good enuff 2 reeeed! br br br Note: A bit of fun, aimed at no-one.