I 'ad a burger t'other day br One that's done the fancy way br On telly don't they look reet good br With all t'stuff on 'em like they should br br Yon lad said 'D'you want cheese? ' br I nodded br 'Right that's three pounds please' (! ! ! ! ! ! ! !) br Meat (?) , cheese, salad, soggy bread br 'It's nowt like those on t'box' I said br br I got to thinking what to do br 'Bout a fast food shop that's new br One that caters for owd bids br Not nouveau riche and little kids br br I won't let prices take a hike br They'll be reet low in 'Tripe-U-Like' br It's gradely grub, the real thing br Every time in 'Cowheel King' br br Good Lanky fayre, a decent cut br Tha'll not go wrong in 'Elder Hut' br We aim to please, tha'll feel reet grand br You're welcome at 'Black Pudding Land' br br Why no-one's done it I don't know br It surely must be the way to go br Not curry, pizza, GARLIC BREAD? br Get proper grub down thi instead!br br Esra Sloblockbr br